Work Like a Captain Party Like A Pirate
*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

hayasakas:

Get to know me: 1/5 anime series ⇀ Kuroshitsuji

You have summoned me. This fact will not change for all eternity. What has been sacrificed will never be returned. Now… choose.

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

b-e-a-utifuldayintheneighborhood:

Boooo, I’m haunting your coffeeeee.

b-e-a-utifuldayintheneighborhood:

Boooo, I’m haunting your coffeeeee.

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

victoriassecret:

Sketches of some of our most iconic fragrances… we encourage you to play favorites