ridge:

HAHA HERE 
french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen 

(via grandma-spooky)

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

(via utterly-stumped)

acousticallure:

ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A SKELETON PUN IN THEIR ASK. NO EXCEPTIONS.

(via bye-nerd)

lumos5001:

screaming-till-im-numb:

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom, legs tied together, they change slowly until they can breathe, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

(via iwriteaboutfeminism)

the-green-of-your-eyes:

Legit though if I ever actually get in a relationship and they buy me a dog/puppy I will break down crying and love them forever

(via rydenthatdick)